Description
Warning: This lifeguard takes CPR very seriously.
Featuring a relaxed cartoon bear lounging in a lifeguard chair with the hilarious phrase “I’ll Put My Mouth on You If I Have To. CPR Certified. Obviously.”, this graphic tee blends beach humor, LGBTQ bear culture, and playful confidence into one unforgettable design.
Whether you’re spending the day at the beach, celebrating Pride, attending Bear Week, relaxing by the pool, or just looking for the perfect funny conversation starter, this shirt delivers laughs without taking itself too seriously.
Ideal for:
Gay Bears
Cubs
Chubs
Bear admirers
Lifeguards
Nurses
EMTs
Healthcare workers
Beach lovers
Pride events
Summer vacations
Funny graphic tee collectors
Whether you’re actually CPR certified or just appreciate a good joke, this shirt is made for people who don’t mind being the center of attention.
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